Ryanair have announced the winners of their father’s day dad joke competition:
- What kind of bagel can travel? A plane bagel.
- My dad can’t stop telling airport jokes. His doctor says it’s terminal.
- Why do French people eat snails? Because they don’t like fast food.
Travel Extra, known to tell a dad joke in our time, did not enter, but here are our efforts.
- What did Howth harbour say to the aircraft coming in to land at Dublin airport? Nothing, it just waved.
- What would you call an airline run entirely by balding men? Receding airlines.
- Ryanair wanted to charge passengers extra for air conditioning but decided that it wasn’t cool.
- Why did the photon not need checked luggage or priority boarding? He was traveling light.
- RTÉ are making a new documentary about Ryanair flight crew. They are currently filming the pilot.
- The meal choices on the flight to Frankfurt Hahn are Cavan chicken or German sausage but supplies are short. The chap seated in seat 32F is hoping for the breast, but preparing for the wurst.
- How do flat-earthers travel? On a plane.
Of course there are those who claims Ryanair ARE the ultimate dad joke.
